Jesse Hammer
Websites · Social media · AI help for small businesses · Sacramento
I build websites that bring small businesses customers.
One person, start to finish: I design it, build it, launch it and host it. Then the short clips, email list and AI tools that keep your buyers coming back after the show packs up.
35+ sites launched · 3.6M+ views on my own channels · 60K+ followers · I work a booth too
Get a free quoteTell me what you sell — I reply personally See my workLive sites, tap any one to open itWho is Jesse Hammer?
Sacramento business owner. 30 years behind a camera, 14 years with the State, 11 years driving rideshare. Then at 50, I went all-in on AI and built my own AI team.
My audience · as of Oct 2026
A team of two: me + my AI
- 🖥️ NVIDIA DGX Spark, a desktop AI supercomputer that runs up to 16 AI agents at once, privately, in my office
- 💻 Predator laptop, the hands: it edits, uploads and runs jobs the supercomputer sends it
- 🤖 AI agents that build websites, write and voice comedy, animate cartoons, draft books and schedule social posts
- 🧠 Running local AI means faster turnaround and lower costs, which get passed on to you
I've been on your side of the table
This October I paid for a booth at a 300-table collectibles show in Sacramento and worked it all weekend. Three days on my feet, watching what sold and what didn't. So I'm not guessing what you need. I paid the tuition.
- 📷 30 years as a paid photographer. Your photos and clips will look like you charge real money.
- 🏛️ 14 years with the State of California helping people with problems on the phone, all day. I can talk to anybody.
- 🚗 11 years driving rideshare. Thousands of strangers in my back seat. I learned to read every one of them.
- 🤖 At 50 I went all-in on AI. 35+ sites launched, 126 AI cartoon episodes, 2 books on Amazon, 3.6M+ views. I did it for myself first.
- 🖥️ My own AI setup in my office (an NVIDIA DGX Spark and a Predator laptop). Work moves fast and costs less, and that gets passed on to you.
Three things I do
🌐 A website that works on a phoneDesigned, built, launched and hosted by me. Online ordering or booking if you need it. Fast, HTTPS, built on Cloudflare. Free quote. 📱 Social media that keeps postingShort clips cut from your booth, your product and your story, scheduled so they run while you work the table. Free quote. 🤖 AI that answers when you can'tMissed-call text-back, lead follow-up and an email list so your buyers come back next show. Free quote.No contracts to read. Tell me what you sell, I tell you what it costs.
Sites I built & run — all my own businesses, all live — tap to open
My candy business · the booth you saw
🍬 Jesse's Candy — jessescandy.com70 candies · full-size bars $3 · pick up or delivered · private parties, one a day. Built on the same stack I build for you.More from me
📕 Colors of My Pain — on Amazon KindleMy true memoir · read on any device 📗 The Four Colors — on Amazon KindleThe workbook · read on any device 🎁 Get EVERYTHING — $4.99Memoir + workbook + all 4 color reports + decoded report + bonus jokes · $55 value, instant download 🎤 2,461 Jokes VaultFor comedy fans · $4.99 · adult / 18+Get in touch
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