Builder. Comedian. Human.
Four businesses. One voice. Zero filters.
I'm Jesse. I build businesses with AI, tell jokes to stay sane, and figure it out as I go.
Started from nothing in tech. Now running 4 companies powered by AI โ and documenting every step so you can do it too.
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AI comedy training. 60 seconds on the mic, baseball-style scoring from an AI judge. Open mics worldwide.
5 AI comedy coaches โ get roasted, coached, and stage-ready. The best comedy training on the internet.
30 years studying people. Red, Green, Blue, Yellow. Take the quiz and finally understand yourself.
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"If it doesn't scare you or make you laugh, it's probably not worth doing." โ Me, probably
Stand-up clips, Kill Tony breakdowns, and jokes I'm too lazy to polish. Follow along on socials.
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